I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
