Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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