I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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