hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
this just has baby written all over it
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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