Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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