Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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