that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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