remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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