What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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