"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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