I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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