pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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