Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
we're so committed to being not committed
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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