butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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