he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Randomize
