I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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