Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
one two three fourrrrnication!
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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