I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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