Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
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