sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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