the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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