I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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