We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Randomize