That's intense
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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