Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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