After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
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