the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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