I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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