Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Randomize
