After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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