Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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