My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I just want to make out with him forever
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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