Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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