Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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