'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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