and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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