he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I had to cum in my sink.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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