Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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