All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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