i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
You've changed since you got that strap on
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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