sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I met the friendliest cop last night
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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