Tell her she can't have a vagina
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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