"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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