i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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