i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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