There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
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