Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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