Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Terrible idea I love it
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Randomize
