Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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