fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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