i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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