White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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