Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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