Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
We're too hungover to prance.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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