just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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