i just had sex bonerless
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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